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For when you're running on caffeine and pure chaos.
Whether you are tackling a chaotic Monday, studying for exams, or just trying to survive another meeting that should have been an email, this shirt speaks the absolute truth. Featuring a hilariously stressed, wide-eyed pup clutching a coffee cup, it's the ultimate uniform for anyone who is definitely not fine, but powering through anyway.
Crafted for ultimate comfort, this graphic tee is a perfect conversation starter and a relatable gift for coffee lovers, dog parents, and anyone working through a hectic week.
✨ Product Details:
• Premium Print: High-quality front print that stays vibrant wash after wash.
• Size Range: Inclusive sizing available from S to 3XL for the perfect relaxed fit.
• Color Palette: Choose from an array of beautiful shades to match your mood, including Dusty Blue, Sage Green, Heather Gray, Taupe, Pastel Pink, Bubblegum Pink, Soft Cream, Off-White, and White.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Everything Is Fine Over-Caffeinated Dog T-Shirt
$28.50
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$28.50
Regular price
Whether you are tackling a chaotic Monday, studying for exams, or just trying to survive another meeting that should have been an email, this shirt speaks the absolute truth. Featuring a hilariously stressed, wide-eyed pup clutching a coffee cup, it's the ultimate uniform for anyone who is definitely not fine, but powering through anyway.
Crafted for ultimate comfort, this graphic tee is a perfect conversation starter and a relatable gift for coffee lovers, dog parents, and anyone working through a hectic week.
✨ Product Details:
• Premium Print: High-quality front print that stays vibrant wash after wash.
• Size Range: Inclusive sizing available from S to 3XL for the perfect relaxed fit.
• Color Palette: Choose from an array of beautiful shades to match your mood, including Dusty Blue, Sage Green, Heather Gray, Taupe, Pastel Pink, Bubblegum Pink, Soft Cream, Off-White, and White.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |