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Crafted from durable, lightweight wood with a natural finish, these ornaments bring a rustic yet irreverent twist to traditional Christmas decorating.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🌟 Product Features\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Six Festive Shapes Available: Choose from a classic tree, heart, stocking, bell, standard oval, or large oval.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-Sided Printing: Enjoy a fun graphic on both sides—mix and match to create your perfect look!\u003cbr\u003e\n• Collect the Whole Set: With six unique graphics available, getting the full set allows you to feature a completely different design on every single shape.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Premium Wood Craftsmanship: Features a smooth, lightweight wooden build with a pre-drilled hole for easy hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Perfect Holiday Gift: Ideal for white elephant gift exchanges, secret Santa parties, or anyone who appreciates a good adult laugh during the holidays.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Material: solid, natural Hinoki wood\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ornament thickness 0.37″ (9 mm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comes with a red paper ribbon and a hole to thread it through\u003cbr\u003e\n• Magnetic back\u003cbr\u003e\n• Two-sided print \u003cbr\u003e\n• Product sourced from Korea\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• This product is made from natural wood, so darker-colored wooden knots and other slight imperfections may appear anywhere on the ornament.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the characteristics of Hinoki wood, it’s expected to have naturally occurring resin on these wooden ornaments.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBell\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeart\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOval\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStocking\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4 \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTree\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Stash \u0026 Style Studio","offers":[{"title":"Bell","offer_id":67798093562041,"sku":"1542862_16092","price":19.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heart","offer_id":67798093594809,"sku":"1542862_16088","price":19.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Oval","offer_id":67798093627577,"sku":"1542862_16091","price":19.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Star","offer_id":67798093660345,"sku":"1542862_16089","price":19.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stocking","offer_id":67798093693113,"sku":"1542862_16093","price":19.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tree","offer_id":67798093725881,"sku":"1542862_16090","price":19.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0829\/2990\/9945\/files\/wooden-ornaments-wood-oval-front-6ad66fc9ce6bf.jpg?v=1792438293","url":"https:\/\/stashandstylestudio.myshopify.com\/products\/santa-doesn-t-visit-dipshits-reversible-ornaments","provider":"Stash \u0026 Style Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}