Festive Phallus Holiday Fleece Blanket
30″×40″
$45.50
Sale price
$45.50
Regular price
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Spread some hilariously inappropriate holiday cheer with the ultimate adult novelty blanket! At first glance, it looks like a classic, colorful festive pattern—but a closer look reveals a cheeky, phallic twist on your favorite Christmas staples. From candy canes and gingerbread men to Santa suits and Christmas trees, this blanket features an array of beautifully illustrated holiday "peckers" that are bound to steal the show at any gift exchange.
Made from ultra-soft, cozy fabric, it is perfect for curling up on winter nights, bringing a touch of adult humor to your living room decor, or gifting as a memorable White Elephant present.
🎄 Product Details
• Hilarious Festive Design: A repeat pattern of naughty holiday icons including gingerbread men, Santa outfits, candy canes, Christmas trees, wrapped gifts, and snowmen.
• Premium Softness: Crafted from soft, lightweight, yet incredibly warm fleece material.
• Versatile Use: Perfect for bedroom decor, couch lounging, or a cozy laugh during movie nights.
• Great Gift Idea: The ultimate choice for secret Santa, White Elephant exchanges, bachelor/bachelorette winter parties, or gag gifts.
📐 Available Sizes
• Small: 30″ × 40″ (Great for a lap blanket or pet bed)
• Medium: 50″ × 60″ (Perfect throw size for the couch)
• Large: 60″ × 80″ (Ideal for a bed topper or extra-large snuggling)
• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China
Festive Phallus Holiday Fleece Blanket
$45.50
Sale price
$45.50
Regular price
Made from ultra-soft, cozy fabric, it is perfect for curling up on winter nights, bringing a touch of adult humor to your living room decor, or gifting as a memorable White Elephant present.
🎄 Product Details
• Hilarious Festive Design: A repeat pattern of naughty holiday icons including gingerbread men, Santa outfits, candy canes, Christmas trees, wrapped gifts, and snowmen.
• Premium Softness: Crafted from soft, lightweight, yet incredibly warm fleece material.
• Versatile Use: Perfect for bedroom decor, couch lounging, or a cozy laugh during movie nights.
• Great Gift Idea: The ultimate choice for secret Santa, White Elephant exchanges, bachelor/bachelorette winter parties, or gag gifts.
📐 Available Sizes
• Small: 30″ × 40″ (Great for a lap blanket or pet bed)
• Medium: 50″ × 60″ (Perfect throw size for the couch)
• Large: 60″ × 80″ (Ideal for a bed topper or extra-large snuggling)
• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China